- Love Poems...with a twist

Love Poems...with a twist

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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed.
When I spend cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

10:50 - 2008-Jan-24 - post comment

That was GREAT ! I loved it :♥†

windy - 11:09 - 2008-Jan-24

Lol, that's pretty funny and also pretty accurate, haha.

LauriesAsylum - 11:14 - 2008-Jan-24

That was funny.

slayerbarbie - 12:07 - 2008-Jan-25

Forget the golf course...

I want her to own a bar in my BEDROOM !

Cam - 06:14 - 2008-Jan-25

Boy do they ever sound so true, especially the man's version.

Patty - 07:16 - 2008-Jan-25

I thought they were pretty funny and pretty accurate too :D Oh except for the golf course, of course the bar would have to be in the bedroom....

lisalisabobisa - 07:34 - 2008-Jan-25